If I had a dollar for every man I've killed, well then I'd have 839
But if I had a penny for every man I've killed, I'd only have 8 dollars 39

[chorus] Cause I'm a murderin' bastard with a hungry master
He's a dark Lord with an evil appetite
Always encouragin' for me to bring him virgins
it seems I take him two or three a night

Well I shot a man in San Antone he was beggin' for me to leave him 'lone
or atleast just let his wife and kids run free
but my dark Lord needed sustanance so I took them to my evil prince
I figgered it was better them then me

[choru